A guy just came running into the office. His eyes was wide open and his breath was heavy. His whole appearance smelled desperation. He started yelling: “We’ve got pain killers to put a fucking stud farm to sleep, we’ve got two pinball machines, we’ve got 100 millions worth of servers, we’ve got at least 200 conference phones… but we don’t have any rulers. I need to measure stuff! Anybody got a ruler?”

I went into Visio, draw a bunch of lines with one centimeter in between them and printed it out.

It wasn’t until after, when it was too late, I got the idea of printing it at 90% size…

/P