I love cheese. Completely. When I order a sandwhich, a burger, a pizza or practically anything with cheese in it, I always order extra cheese. And I never get it. Even if I order extra extra cheese, I don’t get it. Or well… I get extra cheese in their eyes, but in my eyes, there’s no real difference from the ordinary amount of cheese. So I’ve starded to order “ridiculously much extra cheese” or “illegal amount of extra cheese”, just to make clear that I’m serious.

Today I called room service and ordered a burger with extra cheese.

“Sir, You’re from Europe, right?”
“Yes.”
“Well, then consider the extra cheese as alreay included, sir.”

To my surprise, he was right.

/P